"I want to roll over at 2 a.m. to a kiss from you not a text message"
Cosmo Sex Tip #312

starkexpos:

When your partner is nearing climax lean forward and whisper “Hail Hydra” then smile.

geyecandy:

♂♂ gEye Candy ♂♂

"dude just wait until the banjo drops"
— my friend talking about mumford & sons (via howidiotic)

dansnipplehair:

orlandobloomers:

why is this dude wasting his fucking money on cigs when hes not gonna smoke em your fucking metaphor isnt worth that much homie get a job 

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

"Hi. I’m Ted Mosby. In exactly forty-five days from now, you and I are gonna meet. And we’re gonna fall in love. And we’re gonna get married, and… we’re gonna have two kids. And we’re gonna love them and each other so much. All of that is forty-five days away. But I’m here now, I guess, because I want those extra forty-five days. With you, I want each one of them. […] Because… I love you. I’m always gonna love you. ‘Til the end of my days, and beyond.

tumblinalldayeeerrday:

seafoampterodactyl:

How parents should react.

If only I had a dad like this.

tumblinalldayeeerrday:

seafoampterodactyl:

How parents should react.

If only I had a dad like this.

thewicked-eternity